They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to MERC the bad guys and get some ass
Got blades for days
Got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair scratchin' my nuts
I can't die, I'm invincible
But if you'd like to try then I'll crush your skull
Crass and rude, borderline obscene
But I'm the funniest Mother F*ck3R that you ever did see
And Wolverine is getting bitchslapped
Wake up Wolvie, no time for a nap
We gotta rescue Rogue, ride a rollercoaster
Grab our gear and head to Genosha
(Beat/Rhythm)
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